On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.

* Life is sexually transmitted.

"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne

Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
           engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
           programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
           better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

I have a map of the United States...  Actual size.  It says, "Scale:  1 mile =
1 mile."  I spent last summer folding it.  I also have a full-size map of the
world.  I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".