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   Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
   Welcome to our ool.
   Notice there's no P in it.
   Please keep it that way.
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"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
                        -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.
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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
   -- Plutarch
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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
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