"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
 taste."
                        -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"

"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"

"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley

If anything can go wrong, it will.

"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"