Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

ON POETIC LOVE
   When you're swimming' in the creek
   And an eel bites your cheek
   That's a moray!
   -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
                        -- Wing Commander IV, when you quit

Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.