"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
        -- Phil White

Antique is just another word for second-hand.

"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."

Kevin Gildea.

We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson