ON MATERIALISM
   He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.

Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.

"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me

"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry