The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.

-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.

"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
 intimacy..."
                        -- Dante, on oz#gothic

"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.

Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.