'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!" -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!
"Ski!: A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the hill. Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!' (which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)." -- The Skiers' Dictionary
"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen, hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream." --Edward Abbey
"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way." -Cathy Middleton-
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