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'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.

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"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!


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"Ski!:
     A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
     hill.  Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
     (which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
                        -- The Skiers' Dictionary


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"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey



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"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-


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