"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"
The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
Knuckling Down: A leader is best when people barely know he exists.
"WARNING: preposterous time in TOY clock -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!!" -- Digital UNIX 4.0D
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