"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit." -- Unknown
When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist. Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing." - William J. Broad
ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen
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