* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
       all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."

There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?" 

     - Walter Matthau, The Survivors 

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman