This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know what
to do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed up
and says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you play
with and put it where I pee!"

...So he got his bowling bowl and threw it in the outhouse!

What does pizza delivery man and
a gynaecologist have in common?

Both can smell it but can't eat it

A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the 
doctor. "Fine." he replied. After a few more general health questions the 
doctor asked, "How many times do you have sex per month?" "About two or
three." the man replied. "You should be doing better than that." the 
doctor offered. "Take these pills and come back in a month." The man did 
and a month later he was again asked by the doctor, "How many times did 
you have sex last month?" "About two or three times." the man answered 
again. "I can't understand it," the doctor continued, "you should be doing 
much better than that." "I don't know," replied the man, "that's not bad 
for having no car and a small parish."

What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?
A: Turn her over and pretend she's a ten year old boy!

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and
clitorises?

They miss them all.