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What is the last thing to go through the mind
of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

It's ass.
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   Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to
   heaven?
   Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.
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Why do Farts stink?

So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? 

They couldn't close his casket.
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What is a man's best friend? 

    His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
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