New scientific theories

HONORABLE MENTION:  The quantity of consonants in the English
language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one
geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks"
his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh"
his car and invest in "erl wells."

New scientific theories

HONORABLE MENTION:  The quantity of consonants in the English
language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one
geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks"
his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh"
his car and invest in "erl wells."

This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a sign
that says "put your dick in here, we'll do what your wife does for you". So
the guy puts his dick in there, and they sew a button on it. 

Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? 

A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's
  lipstick all over the pickles. 

   A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching
   you!" "who's
   there?" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and
   he heard it two
   more times when he spotted a parrot. "What's your name," the robber
   asked. "Cocodora"
   said the parrot. "Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora"
   said the robber.
   "The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot.