"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the 
other. "I'm filing for an divorce."

"Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May I ask why?"

"I found her supply of birth control pills." said the first.

"Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can't 
see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin."

"It ain't just that." stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over five 
years ago."

What's the difference between hard and light? 

     - You can sleep with a light on. 

So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"

The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!" 

Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?
A: The penis.

Have you ever smelled moth balls? 

     - How did you get their little legs apart?