What's a definition of a gynecologist?

Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where most
people find pleasure

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. 
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 
4-Wheel drive vehicles." 
"She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find
a fake Jeep?"

   Version 1.
   
   This butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was
   awakened by strange noises coming from below, so he tiptoed downstairs
   and saw his 19-year-old daughter sitting on the chopping block and
   masturbating with a liverwurst. The butcher sighed and tiptoed back to
   bed.
   
   The next morning, when a customer walked in and asked for some
   liverwurst, the butcher said that he didn't have any left. The
   customer was really annoyed, she pointed to the corner of the shop and
   asked, "No liverwurst? Well, what's that hanging on the hook right
   over there?"
   
   The butcher frowned at her. "That", he replied, "is my son-in-law."
   

Q: Why do cavemen drag women by the hair instead of ankles?
A: So they don't fill up with rocks!!!

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
   who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
   weeks leave in which to get married.
   
   "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get
   married then ?"
   
   "What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.