From Time magazine, "Numbers" section: $5 million: Estimated annual cost for a 10-year program that would identify large asteroids most threatening to earth. $75 million: Budget for "Deep Impact", a film about the devastation caused when a comet hits earth.
Go into Wendy's around 9:00 p.m. Nobody in the store. I ordered a Frosty. The guy at the counter pushed the little button on his register and leaned into the microphone and said "Frosty". He then proceeded to turn around and draw the drink HIMSELF! I asked why he used the mike, and his response was, "That's the way I was trained to do it. If I don't, I get confused".
A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
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