[UPI, Spain] A poacher Marino Malerba, shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and was killed instantly when it fell on him.
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Last night my spouse was berating me for wanting to check my email as soon as I got home from work. "You know", she complained, "I think that work rules your life". "No dear," I replied, "_you_ rule my life. I just prefer work."
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