Not far from me we have a friend who raises Brahma Bulls. I 
asked how he got them to breed so well, since he has a nice 
herd. He said that he gave the bulls potency pills and I asked 
what the pills were made of. 

He said "Damned if I know, but they taste a little like a saltine."

A whole bunch of us were sitting around my house talking and we 
were trying to remember a guy's name. None of us could remember 
his name at all when all of a sudden my friend yells, "Dick!". 
We said yes that's it. Then she said "Boy, I pulled that one 
out of my ass". No one said anything until I burst out laughing 
and she said "You had to go there didn't you?"

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something
to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are
so popular."  (Jan, 9)

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
(Harlen, 8)