Presenter (to palaeontologist):"So what would happen if you mated
the woolly mammoth with, say,an elephant?"
Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a
mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth.
Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?"
Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks."
(GLR)

In a classified ad: 

    "For rent: Six room hated apartment." 

The other day the White House Chief of Staff asked President
Clinton: "What should we do about the abortion bill, Mr president?"

Clinton responded: "Just pay it."