SIGN INSIDE OF LIFEBOAT:

        "Some wetness is normal.  If submersion occurs, move arms
        in a swimming motion."

Starting off with Edward who works at
a Wal-Mart.  One day an older gent asked him, "Where are
Depends?"  I took him over to the adult incontinence under-
garments and then his face turned red with embarassment.
"No," he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket.  
"I want da pens."

Warning label on 
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."