In an upcoming Playboy interview, Geraldo Rivera calls Barbara Walters "a very sexy babe" who is "profoundly sensual, very female being with a great body." He also says, "I'm no homo, but I'm not ashamed to say that I'd do Hugh Downs in a heartbeat."
Joan said her ex husband would still come by after their split to do the garden, clean the house. I came home one day to find him there and we had a fight. He sat on the couch and I stood, and we yelled back and forth about how he was no longer welcome in the house. Finally, we calmed down. He apologized for yelling and I apologized for not telling him his right testicle was hanging out of his shorts the whole time we were fighting.
Bachelor Blake had a telephone problem last summer. Some dude who works a night shift apparently has a phone number almost identical to Blake's. Starting around midnight, he'd phone every hour and say, "Hey, what're you doing there, Mister? Where's my wife?" Blake'd reply, "You have the wrong number." The man would snarl suspiciously, "Yeah, I'll bet!" cuss a short streak, and hang up. Blake put up with this abuse for exactly three nights. On the fourth night, when the called and asked, "Hey, what're you doing...," Blake interrupted in a frantic screech, "For Pete's sake, call the cops! My wife followed me here, she's chasing your wife with an axe, and she's gonna... HONEY, DON'T...ARGGGGH!" The man hollered, "What happened? What? Are you there? Hold on, I'll send the police!" The phone clicked, the dial tone came on, and Blake hasn't been bothered by night calls since.
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