This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard 
over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such< 
beacon".
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that 
beacon!"
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot." 

In February, according to police in Windsor, Ont., Daniel Kolta, 27,
and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning
a tie in the game of chicken they were playing with their snowmobiles. 

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her 
coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms.Carson had 
thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.