Tonya Harding supposedly saved an 81-year-old woman's life at the Lost and Found Bar in Portland by performing CPR on her (the medics said the woman had merely fainted). Says Jay Leno: "And I guess out of force of habit she performed mouth-to-mouth on three bikers at the pool table, too."
Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee. Bet *that* person won't have much to say.
My wife and I had just finished tucking our five young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three- year-old Billy's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Desperate to calm him, my wife palmed a penny that she happened to have in her pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my wife's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, mum!"
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