"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
       remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain

"Command: crash_now

 Syntax: tellnews crash_now

 Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
 companies news servers."
                        -- DNEWS Manual v3.0

* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant

In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
     -Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205  (1861)

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." 

     - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks