"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown

Success is a relative term 
It brings so many relatives.

The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

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