If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin 

"... It's easy if you try." 

    - Lennon 



"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." 

    - Marx 

"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 

"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)