"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
                        -- me

"I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said
 'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the
  office."

-- Andreas "Buzh" Skau in alt.sysadmin.recovery

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious. 

    -- Paul Valery

"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
 other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
                        -- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.