You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.

                                                  - Saki

Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 

There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know

We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners 
around here. 

                                        - Edward Abbey

And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?