"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown

The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography 

Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven. 

    - Rich Hall 

I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. 

              - Pablo Picasso 

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
    something.