I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, 
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation. 
    -- Vice President Dan Quayle 

'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee

"The future will be better tomorrow." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

   In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
   It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
   only takes Burger King 10 minutes.


  

One should love animals. They are so tasty.