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A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy.

    -- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long
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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers --
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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
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"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
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