"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
                        -- Anonymous

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.  

                                            -Wendy Liebman

He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
 and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
 solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."

-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,

"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr