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If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
                 -George Carlin
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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
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                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
         Carol Leifer
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I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.
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Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
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