* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
                        -- Angela Randall

"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

                                     - Drew Carey