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Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass. 

    - Alisa Meadows
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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
 meeting..."
                        -- fortune
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        Vows begin when hope dies.
                
                           --Leonardo da Vinci
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"Pardo's First Postulate:
        Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
        
                                         --Longfellow
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