"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
   don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
   haven't been through in school."
   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
   because of academic requirements

"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                   
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss

Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly
when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

    - John Steinbeck 

"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."

                                         --Edward Abbey

"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
 is symmetry."
                        -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"