"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass 
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. 
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

                                                 - Jon Stewart

"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine

"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 

Joe E Lewis.

* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.