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Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats."
                        -- fortune
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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
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"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"

                                          - Marilyn Pittman
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   My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
   even though neither of us knows any mannequins.
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