Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a 
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.

                 -Tim Allen

A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

    - Edward Abbey 

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there.  Hunters would be all confused.

"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
 explosives."
                        -- British Commando quote, circa WWII.