"Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate.
The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."

                                                - Jay Leno

"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
 potato?"
"Been there, done that"
                        -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one 
book, what would it be?

I always say How to Build a Boat 

                                             - Steven Wright

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
                            barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

                               - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"