ON INFINITY If you had everything, where would you keep it?
Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert Humphrey
Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface. Sent by Tara
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