A gallant young Frenchman named Grandhomme 
            Was attempting a girl on a tandem. 
                At the height of the make 
                She slammed on the brake, 
            And scattered his semen at random 

               My wife, when I traveled away, 
               Made sly extramarital hay, 
                    And partied for hours 
                    With chosen endowers, 
               And often came back the next day. 

A pretty young maid from Australia 
            Painted her ass like a dahlia. 
                The colour was fine, 
                And so the design, 
            But the smell was still naturalia! 

               Ethnologists up with the Sioux 
               Wired home for two punts, one canoe. 
                    The answer next day 
                    Said, "Girls on the way, 
               But what the hell's a 'panoe'?" 

There was a young man named Isaac Cox 
               Who took as his motto: "I suck cocks." 
                    This frank declaration 
                    Brought him such reputation 
               That he spent twenty years sucking cocks on the docks.