Ode to Alcohol Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are I think, I'm not under what they call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. Tee martoonis make a guy Fool so feelish, don't know why Rally don't know who's me yet The drunker I stay the longer I get So just one more to full my cup, I've all day sober to Sunday up.
There once was a young man from Virtualand, Who traded real life for a wedding band, He signed onto the net, His betrothed got upset, And she lopped off his link @ the ampersand.
A crooner who lived in Lahore Got his balls caught in a door. Now his mezzo soprano Is rather piano Though he was a loud basso before.
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