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Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?

    -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?

Wave at him.
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Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?

Her balls would show.
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Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
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What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? 

    Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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