This joke sucks....

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his
wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.  The wife turns over and
says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I
want to stay fresh."  The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.  
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.  This time
he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? 

A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate 

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his dick stuck in the chicken.

"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
"Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

   God creates Adam, and soon Adam is complaining that he's all alone in
   the Garden of Eden.
   
   So God says, "Okay, I'll make you a companion, a beautiful creature
   who'll cook and clean for you. It will be able to converse
   intelligently on any subject, and never ever complain or argue."
   
   Adam says, "That sounds great."
   
   God says, "The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg."
   
   Adam says, "Damn, that's expensive. What can I get for a rib?"