Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an
extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "hey
how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?"
pointing to the supervisor.
 The other says, "I don't know, go ask him."
 So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says "Hey, how come
we do all a da work and you get all a da money?"
 The supervisor says "Intelligence".
 Guido says "what is this intelligence?"
 The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says "Hita my
hand as hard as you can!"
 Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit the
supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor
pulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor
says "That's intelligence".
 Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and his
co-worker says "Hey what did he say?"
 With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on his
face and says "hita my hand as hard as you can. . ."

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical 
island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a 
beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off, washes 
up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how he existed for twenty 
years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and berries. She says, "Well, 
what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?" She says, "I'll 
show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then she shows him
one more time. When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you like 
love?" He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my clam digger."

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the
   other side.

What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??

Ho Ho Ho


Sent by Adam