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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float!
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What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? 

Dual air bags!
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Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
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What is the Definition of Agony? 

    Pamela Anderson says to you "I'll fuck you for a week non stop
    for one dollar and you have only got 95 cents!
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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four 
hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left",  so they 
turned around and went home.
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