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   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
                                      
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo
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"Assassins!" 
    - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra
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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner."
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