Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some 
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities 
between the two, but can't remember what they are.

--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 

"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe

"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them.  If someone else's
 solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey!  This is an *.advocacy group!  You can't use that logic in here!"
                        -- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov,
                                tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo